💸💩🐄 California man Jap for Prison afta im do 419 wit Cow Poo-Poo Ponzi Schemo worth $9 Million
⬇️ Pidgin ⬇️ ⬇️ Black American Slang ⬇️ English
Di California man dem don send to prison for more dan six year, afta dem see say im chop investors money on top say e dey build machine wey go turn cow poo-poo enter beta green energy. Federal prosecutor talk am so. Dis tory sweet well well, mek we yan am for Pidgin. 😂👀
For five year, Raymond Holcomb Brewer dey form say e be engine man wey dey run company wey dey build “anaerobic digestion” plant. E talk say dis one go turn cow shit enter biogas. Dis yarn na from U.S. attorney office for Eastern District of California. 🕵️♂️💼🏭
Mr. Brewer, wey be 66 years man, wey come from Porterville, Calif., tell him investors say e dey build dis plant. And say di plant go come dey bring plenty plenty dollar when dem start to sell the biogas. Im sef promise dem say dem go receive two-third of the profit, with even tax sef dem go get. Na big 419 e dey do dem. 🤥💵💰
“None of dis na true,” na so Phillip A. Talbert, wey be the U.S. attorney for Eastern District of California, write for sentencing memorandum. “Mr. Brewer no even start to build any digester. E just collect him investors’ money waka jeje.” 😲🏃♂️💨
Mr. Brewer, wey don admit say na fraud im do, chop di money buy house wey big like 3,700-square-foot for California, plus 12-acre plot of land for Montana and even brand new Dodge Ram pickup trucks. Federal prosecutor come blow him trumpet. 🏠🏞️🚛
Dis anaerobic digesters na something wey dey use bacteria to break down organic material, so that e go come produce gas wey get mainly methane and carbon dioxide. Places like New York City and other place around di world don start to dey use dis process to deal with sewage, food waste and farm waste. Dem even dey generate renewable natural gas. 🏙️💩🍔🌿💨
Na for 2014 na im Mr. Brewer start this kind big time wayo of say e dey run dis kind process, according to federal indictment. E do di business na through Wyoming corporation wey dem dey run am for California. The company name na CH4 Power, after the chemical formula for methane. 🔬💥💡
Mr. Brewer do many thing to convince him investors say di manure project na real. Mr. Talbert talk am so. E carry dem go dairies where e tell dem say e go build digesters, and show dem fake lease agreements wey e tell dem say e get with dairy owners across California. E even collect stock photo of digesters send give investors, sometimes e go edit di photo make e be like say construction dey go on. E do all these thing just to dey show as if work dey go on, but na court filing show say na lie im dey lie. 🐄🥛🏗️📸📃
After e collect money from im investors, Mr. Brewer come dey try hide di money by transferring it to other bank account wey e don open for other business name, family member name and even alias sef. Mr. Talbert talk am so. 🕵️♂️💼💸🏦
For 2019, na im di wayo Mr. Brewer dey do come open when some of him investors find out say e dey do refund with money wey e collect from other investors, even though dem no allow am to use di money so. 😨😠💔
Mr. Brewer’s investors come carry case go court against am dat year. Na so Mr. Talbert talk am. As e happen so, Mr. Brewer come close CH4 Power, put di remaining money wey e get for im wife name, get fraudulent business loan with the investor money wey e thief, and waka go Montana, where e get another house. As e reach there, e start another business with alias. E no stop the wayo e dey do. 😵💥🏦🚶♂️🏃♂️💨
Na for 2020 na im sheriff’s deputy for Montana arrest Mr. Brewer, and put am for 24 counts, wey include wire fraud, money laundering and aggravated identity theft. 👮♂️🚨🚔🚁
Even as e dey for inside trouble so, Mr. Brewer still dey lie. E tell di authorities say dem catch wrong person, say e be Navy veteran hero wey don save many soldier from fire before. E use im body block di fire. But na Mr. Talbert write am for sentencing memorandum say Mr. Brewer don admit say all the lie na to curry favor with law enforcement. 😲🔥👮♂️🙏
“E be fraudster through and through,” na so Mr. Talbert write am, “and dem need to punish am well well to ensure say e no happen again.” 😡⚖️👨⚖️
Dem don sentence Mr. Brewer to six year and nine month for prison for the fraud scheme, and dem order am say make e pay back the $8.75 million to the investors wey im do 419. Na so Mr. Talbert talk am. ⏳🏛️💰🔁”
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💸💩🐄 Californian Man Copped Six Years Time for Cookin’ Up $9 Million Cow Dung Ponzi Scheme
Yo, check this out. Some OG out in California got himself six years in the big house for pulling a fast one on some cats with a $9 milli cow dung green energy scheme. Straight talk from the federal prosecutor, fam. This story too wild to pass up, so let’s spit it real. 😂👀
Our boy, Raymond Holcomb Brewer, spent five long years frontin’ as an engineer who was boss of some company building these things called “anaerobic digestion” plants. My man said these plants would turn cow doo-doo into this thing called biogas. This info is straight from the U.S. attorney office for the Eastern District of California. 🕵️♂️💼🏭
Now Brewer, he a 66-year-old dude from Porterville, Calif., told his investors he was cooking up these plants. Said they’d be raking in mad stacks when he started to sell the biogas. Even promised them they’d be pocketing two-thirds of the profits, plus tax breaks. Big playa move right there. 🤥💵💰
“None of this is true,” Phillip A. Talbert, the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of California, wrote in a sentencing memorandum. “Mr. Brewer never even broke ground on a digester. He just took his investors’ money and bounced.” 😲🏃♂️💨
Brewer, who owned up to the fraud charges, blew the money on a swanky 3,700-square-foot crib in California, a 12-acre plot of land in Montana, and even a fresh-off-the-lot Dodge Ram pickup truck. Federal prosecutor was on his case, hard. 🏠🏞️🚛
Now, these anaerobic digesters, they use bacteria to break down organic material, then they turn around and produce a gas that’s mainly methane and carbon dioxide. Places like New York City and all over the world have been flipping this process to deal with sewage, food waste, and farm waste. They even making renewable natural gas with it. 🏙️💩🍔🌿💨
This master plan of Brewer’s to pretend he was running this process started back in 2014, according to the feds. He ran the business through a corporation out in Wyoming, but they did most of their stuff in California. The company name was CH4 Power, after the chemical formula for methane. 🔬💥💡
Brewer went all out to convince his investors that this manure project was legit. Talbert broke it down like this: Brewer would take them on tours of dairies where he said he was going to build digesters, showed them fake lease agreements that he said he had with dairy owners all over California. He even got stock photos of digesters and sent them to investors, sometimes he’d photoshop the photos to make it look like construction was happening. He made a whole schedule for the project to show progress that wasn’t even there. Court files blew his whole cover. 🐄🥛🏗️📸📃
After he got the money from his investors, Brewer tried to hide it by moving it to other bank accounts that he opened under different business names, family members, and even fake names. Talbert spilled all that tea. 🕵️♂️💼💸🏦
In 2019, Brewer’s scheme started to crumble when some of his investors found out he was paying refunds with money from other investors, even though they didn’t give him the okay to do that. 😨😠💔
Brewer’s investors took him to court that year. That’s word from Mr. Talbert. Brewer then closed CH4 Power, put his remaining assets in his wife’s name, scored a shady business loan with the stolen investor money, and dipped out to Montana, where he had a side hustle going on. Even there, he was still running scams. 😵💥🏦🚶♂️🏃♂️💨
The sheriff’s deputies in Montana finally nabbed Brewer in 2020, and hit him with 24 counts, including wire fraud, money laundering, and aggravated identity theft. 👮♂️🚨🚔🚁
Even while he was caught up in the drama, Brewer kept spinning stories. He told the authorities they had the wrong guy, said he was a Navy veteran hero who once saved a bunch of soldiers from a fire. Claimed he used his own body to block the flames. But Talbert said in the sentencing memorandum that Brewer admitted all that was a lie to get some sympathy from the law. 😲🔥👮♂️🙏
“He’s nothing but a con artist,” Talbert wrote, “and he needs to feel the full weight of the law to make sure he doesn’t pull this stunt again.” 😡⚖️👨⚖️
Brewer got sentenced to six years and nine months for the fraud scheme, and the judge told him he had to pay back the $8.75 million to the investors he ripped off. That’s straight from Mr. Talbert. ⏳🏛️💰🔁
NOW IN ENGLISH
💸💩🐄 Californian Man Receives Six-Year Sentence for $9 Million Cow Manure Ponzi Scheme
Hey, listen up. A man in California just received a six-year prison sentence for duping people with a $9 million green energy Ponzi scheme, using cow manure of all things. This is straight from the federal prosecutor’s office. This story is too astonishing to ignore, so let’s delve right into it. 😂👀
The person in question, Raymond Holcomb Brewer, spent five years pretending to be an engineer who was the head of a company building ‘anaerobic digestion’ plants. He claimed these plants could convert cow manure into biogas. This information comes directly from the U.S. attorney office for the Eastern District of California. 🕵️♂️💼🏭
Now Brewer, a 66-year-old man from Porterville, California, told his investors that he was developing these plants. He claimed they would earn significant profits when he started selling the biogas. He even promised them two-thirds of the profits and tax breaks. Quite the enticing offer. 🤥💵💰
“None of this is true,” Phillip A. Talbert, the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of California, wrote in a sentencing memorandum. “Mr. Brewer never even broke ground on a digester. He simply took his investors’ money and left.” 😲🏃♂️💨
Brewer, who pled guilty to the fraud charges, squandered the money on a luxurious 3,700-square-foot house in California, a 12-acre plot of land in Montana, and even a brand-new Dodge Ram pickup truck. The federal prosecutor was hot on his trail. 🏠🏞️🚛
Now, these anaerobic digesters use bacteria to break down organic material, producing a gas that’s mainly composed of methane and carbon dioxide. Places like New York City and others around the world have been utilizing this process to deal with sewage, food waste, and farm waste. They’re even creating renewable natural gas with it. 🏙️💩🍔🌿💨
Brewer’s deceitful plan to pretend he was managing this process began back in 2014, according to federal authorities. He ran the business through a corporation in Wyoming, although most of their operations were conducted in California. The company name was CH4 Power, after the chemical formula for methane. 🔬💥💡
Brewer went to great lengths to persuade his investors that his manure project was genuine. Talbert explained it this way: Brewer took them on tours of dairies where he said he was going to construct digesters, showed them fabricated lease agreements that he claimed he had with dairy owners across California. He even sourced stock photos of digesters and sent them to investors. Sometimes, he’d photoshop the photos to make it seem like construction was underway. He fabricated an entire project timeline to portray non-existent progress. Court documents exposed his deception. 🐄🥛🏗️📸📃
After securing money from his investors, Brewer attempted to conceal it by transferring it to other bank accounts that he opened under different business names, family members, and even fake identities. Talbert revealed all these details. 🕵️♂️💼💸🏦
In 2019, Brewer’s scheme began to unravel when some of his investors discovered he was paying refunds with money from other investors, without their approval. 😨😠💔
Brewer’s investors took him to court that year, according to Mr. Talbert. Brewer then shut down CH4 Power, transferred his remaining assets to his wife’s name, secured a dubious business loan with the stolen investor money, and retreated to Montana, where he had a backup plan. Even there, he continued his fraudulent activities. 😵💥🏦🚶♂️🏃♂️💨
Sheriff’s deputies in Montana finally apprehended Brewer in 2020, charging him with 24 counts, including wire fraud, money laundering, and aggravated identity theft. 👮♂️🚨🚔🚁
Even amid all the legal turmoil, Brewer continued to weave tales. He told the authorities they had arrested the wrong person, claiming he was a heroic Navy veteran who once rescued several soldiers from a fire. He asserted he used his own body to shield them from the flames. But Talbert said in the sentencing memorandum that Brewer admitted that all this was a lie, fabricated to garner sympathy from law enforcement. 😲🔥👮♂️🙏
“He’s nothing more than a con artist,” wrote Talbert, “and he needs to experience the full weight of the law to ensure he doesn’t repeat this trick.” 😡⚖️👨⚖️
Brewer received a sentence of six years and nine months for the fraud scheme, and the judge ordered him to repay the $8.75 million to the investors he defrauded. That’s straight from Mr. Talbert. ⏳🏛️💰🔁
