๐ณ๏ธ๐ Di Shocking Journey: How Four 9ja Guys Waka From Nigeria Enter Brazil By Mistake!
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Wahala for who no know where dem dey go! Last month, as four Naija guys waka for inside big cargo ship, dem no even know where the ship dey head to. Na so dem just find demselves for Brazil land! ๐ณ๐ง๐ท
Dis four guys jump enter the ship when e still dey Lagos port. Lagos na di ogbonge town for Nigeria wey plenty people dey. But as life hard reach, dem no too reason where the ship dey carry dem go, dem just wan waka comot Nigeria find beta life somewhere else.๐ข๐
You go shock how dem manage stay inside ship. Dem find small space wey be like 6-foot by 6-foot for inside where ship dey use turn (rudder area). Na there dem hide. ๐ณ๏ธ
Na 14 days dem use cross Atlantic Ocean, dey hold di cold metal dey fear make water no carry dem waka. Even sometimes, dem dey see sharks dey swim for water. Chai! ๐๐ฆ
One of dem, Roman Ebimene Friday talk say, โThe fear wey hold us ehn! We just dey pray make God save us.โ ๐
For the ninth day inside ship, hunger and thirst wan finish dem. No food, no water. Na so Mr. Friday talk say dem dey lick toothpaste dey drink seawater just to get small strength.๐ฐ๐ฆท
Brazil police come see them when the ship land for one port wey dem call Vitรณria, wey dey some miles away from Rio de Janeiro. E be like film for their eyes when dem hear say dem dey Brazil. Even di police sef surprise when he see their face! ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฒ
Out of di four guys, two decide say dem wan go back Nigeria. But Mr. Friday and the other guy, Thankgod Opemipo Matthew Yeye decide say dem go stay. Na so dem apply for refugee paper for Brazil. ๐๐
Mr. Friday, wey come from Bayelsa state for Nigeria, say he don dey find work for Lagos since almost two years, dey hope to send money go give him mama and siblings. Money no dey to even find place sleep, na under bridge he dey sleep some days. ๐๐
Yeye, wey get small farm for Lagos, say flood carry all him farm go. E leave him, him wife and two pikin without food and house. Many times, he dey think how life dey tough for Nigeria, especially with all the fight-fight and wahala wey dey happen.๐ข๐ง๏ธ
True-true, some parts of Nigeria dey enjoy. Lagos get big-big houses, better party and plenty money dey flow. But for many people, life hard. Plenty Naija people dey waka go other countries because of this. ๐๏ธ๐
Brazil dey open door for people wey wan stay, even if dem no get paper. People from other countries for South America fit even apply to live for Brazil. ๐ง๐ทโค๏ธ
Even though Brazil good, e still get him own wahala, especially for people wey come from Africa. But for Mr. Friday and Mr. Yeye, dem just dey happy say dem reach Brazil alive.
Now, dem don get work permit, dey look for job, dey hope say life go better for dem there. For now, one place wey dem call Casa do Migrante for Sรฃo Paulo dey help dem settle down. ๐ก๐
For where dem dey, dem dey learn Brazil way and how to speak Portuguese. Both of dem no know too much about Brazil before except say dem sabi play football well-well. But now, dem dey plan make Brazil be their home. ๐ง๐ทโฝ
Mr. Yeye talk say, โAs I dey so, I see say Brazil people get better heart, dem dey show love.โ โค๏ธ
Life fit throw person curveball, but as these men don show us, we fit make the best out of any situation. They might no plan am, but Brazil fit just be the fresh start wey dem need. ๐ ๐๐พ๐
NOW IN BLACK AMERICAN SLANG
๐ณ๏ธ๐ Wild Ride: Nigerians Unexpectedly Touch Down in Brazil!
Aight, so picture this: Four dudes from Nigeria hop on a ship, just tryna get away from it all, right? And they end up in Brazil without even knowing it’s the endgame. Crazy, huh? ๐ง๐ท
These brothers boarded up in Lagos, one of the liveliest spots in Nigeria, all driven by that same dream, that hustle for something better. They werenโt trippin’ about where the ship was headed.๐ข๐
Their hideout was straight outta movieโa tight 6×6 space right by the rudder.๐ณ๏ธ
Rolling 14 days deep across the Atlantic, these guys were holding it down, with the sea doing its wild thing below. Every now and then, theyโd peep some sharks out there. Wild, right? ๐๐ฆ
One of them cats, Roman Ebimene Friday, was like, โAll we had was our faith. Just praying to see another day.โ ๐
Things got mad real on day nine, though. Hungry, thirsty, and just tryna survive, Friday said they were down to toothpaste and salty seawater. No cap. ๐ฐ๐ฆท
So, they finally pull up in Brazil, at Vitรณria port. And when the local 5-0 put them on to where they landed? Faces were priceless, for real. ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฒ
Outta the crew, two of them decided to bounce back to Nigeria. But Friday and another bro, Thankgod Opemipo Matthew Yeye, were like, โNah, we stayingโ and started looking into that refugee status. ๐๐
Friday, repping Bayelsa state in Nigeria, talked about that grind, being out of work in Lagos, tryna stack paper for his momma and siblings. Times got so tough, dude was catching Zโs under bridges. ๐๐
Yeye had his own storyโhis farm got washed away by floods, leaving him and his fam with nada. Plus, heโs been eyeing the drama back in Nigeria, and itโs a lot. ๐ข๐ง๏ธ
Even with glitzy spots like Lagos, many in Nigeria are still hustling hard, pushing many to dip and find new spots. ๐๏ธ๐
Now, Brazil? They show love to the newcomers, even if you roll up without all the paperwork. If you’re from the neighboring spots, you can even cop that Brazilian residency. ๐ง๐ทโค๏ธ
But donโt get it twisted, Brazil’s got its own set of challenges, especially for the African brothers. Still, for Friday and Yeye, this was like a golden ticket.
With their work papers in check, they’re on the grind, looking for that next move. Right now, they’re chilling at the Casa do Migrante in Sรฃo Paulo, getting all the 411 on the Brazilian way. ๐ก๐
They didn’t know much ’bout Brazil, except for them soccer legends. But now? They’re thinking of setting roots, for real. As Yeye put it, โBrazilians? All love.โ โค๏ธ
Lifeโs got its ups and downs, but these fellas? They’re proof that with some heart and grind, you can flip any situation. ๐ ๐๐
NOW IN ENGLISH
๐ณ๏ธ๐ A Surprising Voyage: Four Nigerians Accidentally End Up in Brazil!
Imagine setting off on a journey without knowing the destination! Thatโs precisely what happened to four Nigerians last month. They stowed away on a cargo ship in Lagos, only to find themselves in Brazil. ๐ณ๐ง๐ท
These adventurous souls boarded the vessel in Lagos, Nigeriaโs bustling metropolis. Driven by desperation and the hope for a better life, they didnโt care much about the ship’s final stop.๐ข๐
Their hiding spot was quite unconventionalโa 6-foot by 6-foot space near the rudder of the ship.๐ณ๏ธ
The 14-day journey across the Atlantic Ocean was perilous. They gripped onto the cold metal, constantly fearing the mighty waves below and occasionally spotting sharks in the distance. ๐๐ฆ
According to one of them, Roman Ebimene Friday, โThe fear was immense! We just kept praying for salvation.โ ๐
By the ninth day, they faced severe hunger and thirst. Mr. Friday revealed that they resorted to licking toothpaste and drinking seawater to stay alive. ๐ฐ๐ฆท
Their unexpected journey ended at the port of Vitรณria in Brazil. The surprise on their faces was evident when they were informed about their location by the Brazilian police. ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฒ
Of the quartet, two decided to head back to Nigeria, while Mr. Friday and another stowaway, Thankgod Opemipo Matthew Yeye, chose to stay and subsequently applied for refugee status in Brazil. ๐๐
Mr. Friday, a native of Bayelsa state in Nigeria, shared his hardships of being jobless in Lagos for almost two years, hoping to financially support his widowed mother and siblings. At times, he had to resort to sleeping under bridges. ๐๐
Mr. Yeye narrated his struggles of losing his farm in Lagos to floods, rendering him and his family homeless and penniless. He also expressed his concerns over Nigeria’s escalating socio-political issues. ๐ข๐ง๏ธ
While parts of Nigeria like Lagos offer a luxurious lifestyle to a few, many grapple with unemployment and poverty, driving a significant number to migrate. ๐๏ธ๐
Brazil, known for its inclusive policies, welcomes migrants with open arms, even those without proper documentation. People from neighboring South American countries even have the option to apply for Brazilian residency. ๐ง๐ทโค๏ธ
But like every country, Brazil has its challenges, especially for African migrants. However, for Mr. Friday and Mr. Yeye, reaching Brazil was a blessing in disguise.
Having obtained their work permits, they are now on the lookout for employment opportunities and are hopeful about their future. Presently, they are residing at the Casa do Migrante shelter in Sรฃo Paulo, which is aiding their assimilation process. ๐ก๐
While their prior knowledge of Brazil was limited to its legendary soccer prowess, they are now keen on making it their home. As Mr. Yeye observed, โFrom what I’ve seen, Brazilians have big hearts and are very loving.โ โค๏ธ
Life is full of unexpected twists, but as these men demonstrate, with resilience and hope, one can find a silver lining in the most unforeseen circumstances. ๐ ๐๐